The Dutch don't dance
The Dutch don't dance
There are a few who do

Just a few, but if they do
That's to much for the other Dutch
So they never get a chance
The Dutch don't dance
Can't dance, won't dance
Don't ever ever ever dance

Hoe komt dat dan?
Waar ligt dat an?
De pessimist, de kalvinist
Kommer en de kwel
Kommer en de kwel
Kommer en de kwel
Baggeren kennen ze wel

Hollanders kunnen niet dansen
Dat zeggen de Fransen:
On ne dance pas
On ne dance pas
Aux Pays-Bas!

Dutch don't dance
Dutch don't dance
Can't dance, won't dance
Don't ever ever ever dance

Hoe komt dat dan?
Waar ligt dat an?
De modder, de mist
De godsdienst twist
Voeten in de klei
Voeten in de klei
Voeten in de klei
Dansen is er niet bij!

The Dutch don't dance
The Dutch don't dance
There are a few who do
Just a few but if they do
That's to much for the other Dutch
So they never get a chance
The Dutch don't dance
Can't dance, won't dance
Don't ever ever ever
Ever ever ever
Ever ever ever dance!

Don't dance!